Thursday, December 16, 2004
A Student Nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up
A Student Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons
A Student Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
A Student Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
A Student Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.
A Student Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.
A Student Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.
A Student Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
A Student Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.
A Student Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
A Student Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.
A Student Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
A Student Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family."
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
A Student Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.
An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
A Student Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
A Student Nurse always answers their phone.
An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.
A Student Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
A Student Nurse carries reference books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.
A Student Nurse doesn't find this funny.
An experienced nurse does
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up
A Student Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons
A Student Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
A Student Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
A Student Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.
A Student Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.
A Student Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.
A Student Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
A Student Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.
A Student Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
A Student Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.
A Student Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
A Student Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family."
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
A Student Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.
An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
A Student Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
A Student Nurse always answers their phone.
An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.
A Student Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
A Student Nurse carries reference books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.
A Student Nurse doesn't find this funny.
An experienced nurse does
Posted by HypnoKitten at 6:10 PM
Heh. I've seen this in other places. Still think it's good.
As a tech, I think I'm a combination of both. I love codes(isn't that sick?) but I am all about the foleys...
Jen
jensn.ceejayoz.com
LOL. I've been out a year. I still love codes (I guess that's why I love ICU). But I'm all about most of the other stuff (including avoiding the family).
The first step is admitting that you're an adrenaline junkie... ;) lol
I'm a "mature" student nurse, but I didn't know I was thinking like an experienced nurse.
I am a nursing student... and I laughed out loud! Thanks, I needed that!
ana